Well this is terrifying.
sorry sir, we don’t have the facilities for a cat scan, but we can certainly get you a lab report
I hate you, tumblr
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A 13-year-old Girl Scout in San Francisco recently set up shop outside a marijuana clinic and sold 117 boxes of Girl Scout cookies within two hours. The cookies were such a big hit, she’s been invited back.
[boss ass bitch plays in the distance]
We're Already Royals -
If you like the sound of Lourde’s Royals, but not the shitty, racist overtones, consider this remake by Mumu Fresh
Mizzzzzandry by mta-sextape -
Myself and also Snarktopus have created a T-Shirt store on red bubble dot com in case you or any of your tawdry ilk are interested in purchasing our shoddy wares and contributing to our liberation from the cruel grind of hourly wage labor in these Untied States.
if a woman’s hand is steady enough to put on winged eyeliner then it’s steady enough to stab you in the heart
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